I'm really learning a lot these days. One of the things I've learned is that my writer has a lot to say. Well, I have news for you, writer, as your character I have a lot to say too. Like how annoying it is to get blood out of clothes. Or things I'm learning in my Psychology studies about deviant personalities. Or that my significant other seems to have a lot of secrets. I'm the only one who's supposed to have lots of secrets. I know not to tell mine, though. Except that I did tell a lot of them in Instrument of Evil. And listen, writer, when are you going to publish the damn thing? I keep hearing soon, soon.
(Author's note: the book is coming out next week on Amazon.)