So, I took a nap, and found myself having this dream. I am at a memorial service for a little girl who was abducted, and something honoring the military at the same time. I was sitting next to my mom at a seat at the corner of this large table. One of the military people wanted me to move and I said no. He then asked me if I was Jewish. Which made no sense. I replied that I wasn't, and he asked how come I didn't have any Jewish blood in me. I responded, "Because none of my ancestors fucked a Jew." This caused quite a commotion, and made the professional basketball team that had just entered the room start laughing uproariously.
I have no idea where these things come from.